Me
I’m gonna go violently masturbate myself to sleep g’night sexy bastards.
and so it begins
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
I was at a bookstore and I saw a Kogmaw robot!!!
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG <3
Almost Lose It | Trey Songz
i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
*slithering on top of you*
where can i buy that for free
Captain Korea gets bursted :c
Dayummm
The longer I stare at this photo the longer I marvel at the fact that this tornado represents every essence of the term “Horrifying beauty”.