xanthium:

can i be you

xanthium:

can i be you

  • girl:

    i'm having vagina surgery

  • boyfriend:

    i know

  • girl:

    i love you

  • boyfriend:

    i love you too

  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there

  • girl:

    where is my boyfriend

  • dad:

    who do you think gave you the vagina

  • girl:

    what

ayomxmuzix:

FINALLY someone steps up to dispel the vicious stereotype that all British people are born without a face.

Also, not all gay people are black.

i also recall being born with arms

I have a friend who is Muslim. I can assure you he does have a neck. 

^ omg the captions

ayomxmuzix:

FINALLY someone steps up to dispel the vicious stereotype that all British people are born without a face.

Also, not all gay people are black.

i also recall being born with arms

I have a friend who is Muslim. I can assure you he does have a neck. 

^ omg the captions


super great:
The glowing firefly squid of Toyama, Japan.

super great:

The glowing firefly squid of Toyama, Japan.